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Tag: humor

Shit or Get Off the Blog

Oh, hi. I kind of just…stopped doing these, didn’t I? Huh. Maybe I should, like, say some stuff? First of all, what are you even still doing here? This shit is like, so 2018. Everyone knows that all the best “content creators” are on Tik Tok nowadays. But don’t worry: As tempting as it is… Read More Shit or Get Off the Blog

March 14, 2022February 9, 2023 Reymund Waed13 Comments

Staples-Induced Seasonal Depression

  For all you edjucated folks out there, it’s back to school season again. Alright, so maybe that was 2 months ago, but if you’re a student you’ll sympathize with my general avoidance toward writing about lavatories as I deal with the panic that is filed tightly inside my studious little skull—sore from tension headaches created… Read More Staples-Induced Seasonal Depression

November 8, 2018February 9, 2023 Reymund Waed4 Comments

Target Self Storage

The year is 2018. The planet’s population has reached critical mass.  The political climate in North America has become a catastrophic arena occupied by tribal, contentious ideologues. The expression of ideas been reduced to Social Media Newspeak, and the trivial issues facing society have taken precedent over matters of legitimate importance. Sides are being taken,… Read More Target Self Storage

August 30, 2018February 20, 2022 Reymund WaedLeave a comment

Mosey On Over to Montana’s

Montana’s loves meat. They smoke it, they grill it, they BBQ it. They’ll cook up any bloody slab of chuck for you to chew on and chase down with a frosty, ballsy brew. I can still feel my testosterone levels boiling as I write this. My mouth is still watering from residual rib-flavour in my greedy maw.… Read More Mosey On Over to Montana’s

August 12, 2018February 9, 2023 Reymund WaedLeave a comment

I’ve Got Soul, but I’m Not a Solda

As it turns out, Port Alberni has a robust selection of restaurants. During a short visit, I had the opportunity to select from a variety of places to grab some grub.  A quick google search yielded 3 pages of results, and it was almost impossible to find one that scored under 4 out of 5… Read More I’ve Got Soul, but I’m Not a Solda

August 9, 2018February 9, 2023 Reymund Waed2 Comments

The sharing spirit of QFs

While I don’t have any loyalty toward any grocery store, I do have a pretty good idea of which ones to go to for particular items. For example, if I want to wrestle with a wobbly paper bag on my way back to my car, I’ll go to Thrifty’s. If I want wax-tasting fruit, I’ll… Read More The sharing spirit of QFs

August 6, 2018February 9, 2023 Reymund Waed1 Comment

Finding Closure at Safeway

The first time I ever stole anything was at a Safeway. Well, I almost stole something. I couldn’t have been any older than 5, and had never seen a bulk section. So this is where all the candy comes from! When my mom wasn’t looking, I pocketed one of those little gooey caramel square things. I… Read More Finding Closure at Safeway

June 7, 2018February 20, 2022 Reymund WaedLeave a comment

Eleni’s Restaurant

For those of you who have been following this blog, you may have noticed an inconsistency in how often I post content, including my most recent stretch of time without a review. If you are one of those people, I advise you to seek professional help as soon as possible. Alas, my pause in posting about… Read More Eleni’s Restaurant

June 6, 2018February 20, 2022 Reymund Waed2 Comments

Value Village

My closet is crammed with clothing that other people used to own. The kind of stuff that people probably hadn’t worn in years. Oversized cardigans, sweaters that shed, and t-shirts that I hope I’ll fit into by summer. In Nanaimo, Value Village has the largest selection of previously owned pearls and prizes you can give… Read More Value Village

April 14, 2018February 20, 2022 Reymund Waed2 Comments

All the Tools at Marina’s Taverna

I’ll start off by saying that entering this restaurant, I was greeted at the door by two visibly disgruntled customers. One of them told me flat out: “Worst food ever. They changed their management.” As much as I appreciated the tip, I wasn’t going to let this Sour little Cindy stop me from sitting down… Read More All the Tools at Marina’s Taverna

March 15, 2018February 20, 2022 Reymund WaedLeave a comment

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